“Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit
why do little kids have to scream
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me